humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”
letgodbaby:

True love

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via ruinedchildhood)

miscaitlin:

literally
nosdrinker:

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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what a crotchety old man
yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

(via ruinedchildhood)