allmonds:

TEETH ARE VISIBLE BONES OH MY GOD

(Source: allmonds, via paranormal-blacktivity)

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

(Source: forf0xsake, via ruinedchildhood)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: guttle, via beyoncevevo)

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.