greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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vulvia:

bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

boys moans sound like they stubbed their toe please love yourself girls

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clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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sasaq:

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queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

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puppies-and-dogs-oh-my:

Police officer who was responding to a “vicious dog” goes home with a new friend.
crrabs:

bye
tanku:

why is there ham on this cat
cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!
Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.
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